got this snapchat from my friend in japan
fuck me with these condoms or don’t fuck me at all
The Greatest Thing Since Sliced Bread
So excited for AHS freak show
I wasn’t lying my sister owns this shirt goodbye
The great-great-great grandchildren of Dickens take a selfie with him on his 202nd birthday.
this is a very important thing that everyone needs to see.
The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.
Jizz and jet
shoot and scoot
blow your load and hit the road
bust ya nut and off ya strut